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President Bush at the Kotel

President Bush comes to the Kotel in Jerusalem and sees a religious looking person next to him. President Bush says to the man, "Aren't you Moses?" The person does not answer. President Bush says again, "Aren't you the great Jewish leader, Moses?" the person still doesn't answer. President Bush says a third time, "Excuse me, sir. Aren't you Moses the great leader that led the Jews out of Egypt?" Still getting no answer, President Bush walks away. A man next to the religious looking man says, "Moses, why didn't you answer him?" Moses says back, "Last time I spoke to a Bush, I was walking in the desert for forty years."