Reading The Newsss???
A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be there,noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him and said: Moshella, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper? Moshella replied, I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better! From Ethel