When I grow up I want to become a
After a temple service on Sabbath morning, a young boy suddenly announced
To his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a Rabbi When I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the
little boy, "I have to go to temple on Sabbath anyway, and I figure it will
be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."