Man of the House
The husband, having just finished reading the book, 'Man of the House',
>>>strode into the kitchen and up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said: "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair??"
>>>His wife replied, "The Chevra Kadisha?"