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One Minute Joke

Joke Title:
State Trooper

Joke:
Shloimie Applebaum was driving down the highway late one night when his family mini-van broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually a Lamborghini pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" Shloimie asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Lamborghini replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood. I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast." They head off down the road and eventually come to a stop light and up pulls a Ferrari with a V-10. The Ferrari began to rev its engine to get the Lamborghini to race. The Lamborghini revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a State Trooper speed trap. The State Trooper officer there watches them pass and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw. A Ferrari and a Lamborghini were driving down the road doing about 120 with a chassidic Jew driving a Mini-van honking his horn and flashing his lights trying to pass them!" By TT
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